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As we all may know the Cowboys played against the Vikings this past sunday and just got destroyed in every sense of the word 34-3. nothing looked good and again everybody in the big d is up in arms about what to do with this team. I could focus on Tony Romo laying a duck, their o-line grabbing a bag of popcorn and watching Romo get killed, or contemplate weather Roy Williams even left the team hotel. I’m going to focus my attention on more of a moral grey area. Was it wrong that the Vikings ran up the score? (and lets not listen to old man Brett here, when you win 34-3, you ran up the score.) Heres what  Keith had to say about it.

I thought it was classless. I thought it was B.S. Granted, we get paid to stop them, but we had zero timeouts left. I didn’t think there was any call for that.

Keith, stop crying about it. Like you said, you’re a paid athlete that is also a mature man. This isn’t pop warner where you can go wine to your mommy about it and have her take you out to McDonald’s for a Happy Meal to make it all better, you’re a man act like it. The Vikings prepared better for the game and than went out and executed their game plan almost flawlessly. They deserved to run up the score on a cowboy team that came out flat and unprepared. Nothing is wrong with embracing a win by scoring more times than Tiger Woods with hoochie mammas. So Keith Brooking if you’re still hurting bust your ass this offseason and get your teammates ready to play for a Superbowl next year so it doesn’t happen again.

Sidenote: Update on Mines Football morning running: It was pretty terrible I’m not going to lie. I was about dead at the end of the workout but I feel like I got something out of it. Freshman year here it was not the case, they were just trying to make people quit and it was horrible. Everybody out there download Knockout by Lil Wayne. Great song and has an awesome beat. Mavs looked awesome against the Celtics. I think this team is for real and they’re looking great.

Modern Warfare 2 stat of the day: Gallas went 41-6 and than 42-10 in back to back games last night. He was playing like a man possessed, I didn’t even know it was possible to waste more than 40 people.

ZK

I just got word the Lebron James will not be participating in the Slam Dunk contest this year. Whats up with that?? He committed to being in the Dunk contest last year and it bugs me that he didn’t follow-up on is word. I thought somebody as smart as Lebron James would do this for the publicity and the fans. Lets look at the greatest player to ever play the game. Michael Jordan had one of his most memorable moments in his career at the Slam Dunk Contest. Hell he even got his name brand logo from that dunk he did. Lebron has won the MVP and all but if he could pull off something spectacular, which he could, than this would just add to the “King” James hype thats going around the world. Also fans want to see this guy throw it down while jumping  over 6 cars and an apartment complex. Come on Lebron do it for your fans at least!!! everybody knows you got it. Instead this kid is worried about getting injured again and of course it all boils don to one thing, Money. Lebron, stop thinking about your contract thats about as fat as Rosie O’Donnell leaving a donut shop and think about your legacy and your fans.

 side note: Mines football has its first morning running in the morning. Lets get real here… I might die tomorrow morning. If this happens Jon, you can have my Xbox live account. Another thought: Tenley from the bachelor is fineeee

ZK

I want to apologize to all of our 2 loyal fans that are still out there for not updating this for over half a year. Me taking a mere 12 hours this semester and 6 of those two are classes that I’ve taken already I should find more time to update this dam thing. Now that I’ve had that rant I’ll get to some shit off my mind.
I’ve got NO CLASSES Friday this semester which scares me so much lol. It should be fun though. I went to Plato’s closet and got 57 bucks back. I’ll call it a win since I never wear shit that’s in style anymore. I don’t care how many people wear that affliction shit or Ed hardy crap…you’re still a faggot end of story. This weekend was pretty nuts. I got to meet the famed “Lauren the Lush”. This chick is pretty cool and is the only chick that I’ll ever say can drink me under the table. It was nuts this girl went toe to toe with me and everything I drank. By the end of the night we were taking shots of Scotch lol. Mines also had their famed recruiting party this weekend. For some reason I wasn’t really in the partying mood. Sometimes they just get old because it’s always the same people and the same shit happens. I like to mix it up a little. I just ended up sitting around a fire pit they had in the backyard most of the night and the ADD kid I am just running around the party having a conversation that lasted no longer than a minute with everybody. The cowboys blew nuts yesterday. I would put that game in with the cowboy’s eagle’s game of 08 as one of the worst meltdowns of a team I’ve ever witnessed. I don’t really know what the cowboys have to do to get better. They’re in that awkward stage where they’re good but not great. Tony Romo has to be more consistent and that’s that. Last night I visited the grizzly rose to dance a little and that was a very weird experience. On Sunday nights they allow 18 and younger kids in there until 10 or 11 I think. Never in my life have I felt so old. I was afraid to check any girl out in fear that I would get the cops called on me. I don’t have to get all those x’s on my hands anymore and that’s like Christmas in itself. At one point during my time there they were playing like this weird rap techno shit that nobody knew how to dance to. So of course I went to the fist pump which was brought back by the Jersey shore show. I proceeded to get about 20 high schoolers round me to fist pump and claim we’re fuckin champs. It was greatness. I just want to vent on my hatred over line dancing. It fuckin sucks. All memorization and absolutely no skill involved. You do the same thing over and over and over. It just gets so boring. I thought about making the night interesting last night and dancing with some cougars that were on the dance floor but I wisely decided against that. Oh fuck I almost forgot. I got a Randy Rogers AND Ragweed (yep that’s right both motha fucka) concert I’m going to Friday. The countdown is on. This has the potential to be the greatest concert of all time that I’ve ever been to. That’s a big prediction to make since I’ve been to more concerts than fuckin Prince. But anyways I’m calling it what it is and getting into the shower to start this day of hell that’s ahead of me. I’ll try updating this more at last daily.

Edit: I forgot there was a fucking chipocabra found in my hometown today…WHAT THE FUCK! Only in Bridgeport. But here’s the link. Probably the weirdest thing I’ve seen

http://www.wcmessenger.com/update/?p=1148

ZK

 

So I’ve just got back to School from a long and awesome week back in Bridgeport, Texas blowing shit up and playing the greatest video game of all time, NBA Live 2005. If you don’t know much about this game let me get you a quick rundown. There is really only 2 things that matter in this game at all. How well a player can shoot and how well he can block. That’s it. In this virtual basketball game of awesomeness I also like tall players because they can shoot over the smaller defenders easier. I myself have composed the NBA live 2005 Dream team. This team would be unbeatable taking down any other unworthy foes.

Point Guard: Kobe Bryant- exceptionally fast, Good Ball handling skills make him able to run the point in this game. Plus having his high ratings in steal, 3-pointers, and dunking doesn’t hurt either. Plus he’s wearing number 8 and who doesnt like that?
Shooting Guard: Tracy McGrady- This man is a beast. He can take the three ball and drain it anywhere on the court. Also he can dunk like mad. With him and Kobe in the backcourt this tandem is unstoppable. Also, it is very unlikely he will get injured on this game and he doesn’t choke in the playoffs.
Small Forward: Rashard Lewis- This tall and lanky small forward, like t-mac and kobe can shoot the three and also dunk. Plus you know he’s 6’10 which is just crazy tall. He also doesn’t have that huge fat contract that people will have to pay him.
Power Forward: Dirk Nowitzki- He’s tall, Can shoot the three and can surprisingly block alright. His three point shooting definitely makes up for his lack of shot blocking abilities and can d-up with some of the bigger defenders. So the best thing about Dirk on this game is he’s not a p***y and actually will dunk and play defense without flopping everywhere.
Center: Rasheed Wallace- Hes big, can block like no other, and also stroke the three every now and than.While playing with Rasheed I have never got a technical foul which is another plus.

Swat King: Chris Anderson- Before he was known as birdman he was just known as the white dude on the hornets that could block anybody. Remember this is pre coke and herion days so he doesnt have any tats and that funky hair which looks very different. Theo Ratliff could also go into this Category.
Rain Man: Peja Stojakovic- He’s tall and can shoot over smaller defenders which is very important in this game. He will make almost anything he shoots. Kyle Korver also gets a shout out here.

Thus concludes my list of important NBA Live players. If you get any of these players on the same team and play a weaker foe…my god have mercy on his soul.

ZK

Watch this video. Hands down the funniest video I’ve seen in my life ever. Just some quick words to set up the situation. Its guys poker night and we’re trying to get one of my asian friends to say Vulgar. This ones for you Jung kim! We all love you here at TWWWS.

ZK

The video above is probably the weirdist video I’ve seen Ever. Poor Gilbert!! This dude probably sits in front of Gilberts house all day. But on the DL the video does make me laugh.

Anyways I was sitting passing the time by being probably the only person in the world besides Ricky Rubio’s Grandma watching the draft and I’m thinking this is shaping up to be just as horrible of a draft as people thought it was. Even with these “blockbuster” trades its awful. Shaq, V.C., and Jefferson are too old to make an Impact on their teams. I don’t see any of them making a huge Impact even though I think the Cavs will win the title next year. Shaq is going to be good on the marketing side for the Cavs because they now go the 2 biggest names in the game on one team. San Antonio will look good if the bucks do buyout Bruce Bowen’s Contract. I like the Orlando trade the most becasue it gets my boy Rafer “skip to my lou” Alston out of there to prevent a PG controversy. Vince is getting old and he will take shots away from Guys like Hedo (if he stays) and Lewis.

What the hell are the T-wolves thinking drafting three PG’s? Now don’t get my wrong I like all the PG’s they got by three is way too many. I hope that GM isn’t sleeping and at least he didn’t pull an Al Davis. Same goes for my favorite team the Mavs. We got another useless big man who only started 2 games last year at THE Ohio State. What the hell???? He’s tall. Thats all. We got another Dampier on the team now… Awesome

 ZK

Go Alaska

Go Alaska

  • Shaq going to Cleveland will not put them over the edge.
  • The entire Metroplex is giving up on the Rangers but….they’re in first place.
  • Say what you want about Michael Jackson in the latter half of his life, but the guy was greatness for a time.
  • The NBA draft’s ratings will be loooowwww now, everyone will be tuned in to Jackson coverage.
  • The Palin family has way too much Alaskan pride.
  • How long did Gov. Sanford think he could hide out before people got suspicious?
  • Joe Girardi’s days are numbered.
  • A-Rod’s numbers look like someone recently off steroids.
  • Scott Boras is a large part of why baseball is screwed up today. Bryce Harper is under his “advisement” already and after the SI article, it’s clear where both of their head$ are at.
  • The Mavs traded down 2 spots and added a second round pick. So basically, they’ll pick two spots later and will now waste 2 second round picks instead of 1.
  • If Greg Oden doesn’t do anything next year, he’ll be right there with Darko, just with a better ESPN the Magazine commercial.

I am a Dallas Cowboys fan.  Therefore this past season I wept many times over the short comings of this team.  I have broken down the lack of success this team had into two reasons, which happen to be the two worst things that can happen to any team heading into a season.  One of which is everyone crowning you the champion before the season starts.  The second is all of your players becoming satisfied with where they are.  Luckily, I have a solution for the second.

When a player has a great season, should he be compensated?  Certainly.  I am not against players getting to re-negotiate their contract after a great year.  My problem is this.  What happens the next year?  The player gets his re-negotiation and gets more money.  Now what?  That player is now satisfied with what he has and is just going to ride out the rest of his FAT contract.  The solution is simple.  Just like the players can get more money for a good season, the owner should be reimbursed if that player has a bad season.  Just like they put incentives in contracts for a good season, make a minimum that player must reach as well.  Let’s say I have a defensive end.  He wants a million dollar bonus if he gets 25 sacks this year.  Fine.  But if you don’t get 15, that defensive ends will pay me, the owner, one million dollars for not living up to his potential.  This makes these players, no matter how much they are getting right now, want to continue to do better so they don’t end up getting penalized for poor performance.

They only problem with this is that it would undoubtedly lead to a players strike because, let’s face it, players these days are just too spoiled to go for a deal like this.  However, I see this as our only choice.

With the NBA draft rolling just around the corner and such a mediocre draft class coming in the league it’s hard to focus on the basketball talent coming in. So with that being said I would like to turn our attention in another direction. With so many NBA players putting out horrible rap albums these days I can only wonder who the next Great Aristotle or T-Hud will be. So I comprised a list of the top five most likely players in this draft to drop a rap album. A message to all NBA draftees: DO NOT ever rap unless you’re going to A) diss Kobe or B)…Wait there is no other reason

5.Tyler Hansbrough– Phsyco T at first glance may look like a Muppet, but once you actually see him on the court he’s crazy. Plus we all know that he can party with the best of them. Name another rapper that would jump off of a frat house into a pool.

4.Stephen Curry– This small school rapper has absolutely no rap potential at all, But he has already been featured in a music video which gives him a leg up on other players. With him likely projected to go to the Big Apple in majority of the draft boards I see the NCAA’S leading scorer trying to take his rap talent somewhere else.

3.Ricky Rubio– Alright so he’s from Spain and probably hasn’t been exposed to the rap game as much as the other people on this list but have you seen what this kid can do with the ball? Just imagine what he could do if you give him a mic and a beat laboratory.

2.Hasheem Thabeet– People, look at his name! This guy was born with an alias rap name! He wasn’t born to play ball he was born to rap.

1.Brandon Jennings– This kid is the cockiest player I’ve seen come into the draft in a long time. And with that being said he probably thinks he’s the best rapper alive so it’s only a matter of time before we see Brandon Jennings being found by Dre and then having T-pain featured in one of his rap videos.

Thus Concludes my list of potential rappers. Theres a lot of Rookies out there so if you think I missed one hit me up

ZK

Well here we go again.  Sosa is once again all over the news for his positive drug test in 2003.  To quote Chris Rock, “I thought it was Groundhogs Day when I heard that.”  Are we really going to talk about this again?  I guess we are.

In 2003 over 1000 MLB players took what was called an anonymous drug test, thinking that their results would be confidential.  Sosa was one of those players and his results have been released obviously.  Now the question is should everyone that took the “anonymous” test, and tested positive, be named also?  According to White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen, thats not too bad of an idea.  “It’s really sad. Really sad.  We all should be embarrassed. No matter how you put it, you’re not going to win. Every other week or every two weeks or whatever we have to talk about this or somebody out or another player. I think whoever’s name is out there just bring it up and deal with it for one day and we don’t have to sit here every day(quote from espn.go.com).”  I cant help but agree with him.  It is time to smoke out all of the guilty.  Wouldn’t that be the right thing to do?  Doesn’t it make sense?  Ozzie has a great point.  If they bring the names out, they will deal with them, we will hear about it on ESPN for about a week, and then it will be done.  Maybe done is the wrong word, done for now more like it(My faith in MLB honesty is almost completely gone).  The alternative, we dont expose these guys, they keep putting up their phony numbers, and someday get inducted into the Hall of Fame.  What do you do then?  Do you call them out now?  Or let these cheaters live forever in baseball history with numbers that they paid for rather than earned?  It has to stop sometime, and that time is now.  Lets picture this, just for a moment.  You turn on the TV and for once, you dont see the steroid topic on the little ticker thing on the side.  That is the world I want to live in.  I hate the fact that whenever I hear about a baseball player on a tear and putting up great numbers, I cant help but think, I bet that guy is on the juice.  But thats the world that we live in.  The ball is in your court MLB, its time to expose the guilty.