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Thought you might enjoy this interesting prayer given in Kansas at the opening session of their Senate. It seems prayer still upsets some people.

When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard:

Heavenly Father,

We come before You today to ask Your Forgiveness and seek Your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, ”Woe to those who call evil good,” but that’s exactly what we have done. We have lost our Spiritual equilibrium and inverted our values. We confess that; we have ridiculed the absolute truth of Your Word and called it pluralism; We have worshipped other gods and called it multiculturalism; We have endorsed perversion and called it an alternative lifestyle; We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery; We have neglected the needy and called it self preservation; We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare; We have killed our unborn and called it choice; We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable; We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self-esteem; We have abused power and called it political savvy; We have coveted our neighbor’s possessions and called it ambition; We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression; We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment. Search us, O God, and know our hearts today; try us and see if there be some wicked way in us; cleanse us from every sin and set us free. Guide and bless these men and women who have been sent here by the people of this state and who have been ordained by You, to govern this great state of Kansas. Grant them your wisdom to rule and may their decisions direct us to the center of Your Will.

I ask in in the name of your Son, The Living Savior, Jesus Christ


So this weekend was awesome but now I gotta get back to school. I had fun also while being somewhat productive. I got almost all of my homework done for the week and I should get finished with it all early today. But the Randy Rogers and Ragweed concert were awesome. Randy in my mind was way better than Ragweed.He managed to play a lot of his old stuff and not too much from his new cd. I don’t mind the new cd stuff the old stuff is just way better. Ragweed was alright but really stepped up their game towards the end of their show. Randy came back on to sing boys from Oklahoma and then they ended in Crazy Eddies last Hurrah. I about had a heart attack  was so excited. other people were around me were probably scared for their life as there’s this big dude right beside them going as nuts as a 13-year-old girl at a Jonas brothers concert. I managed to catch a pic from randy so I can probably get shot dead on the streets today and die happy. Also Grizzly Rose broke the record for most alcohol sold in one night that night. Thats how those Texas bands do it. I went to bars for the first time this weekend and they were better than expected. I had a blast there.

But anyways to the football games. I watched both of them and both of them were pretty good games. I applaud the Jets on a good season they just got beat by the better team that day. I am very scared of that team next year though. Sánchez will be better next year and they’ll have that three-headed monster at running back in washington, greene, and Jones. Their d is also going to be scary good next year too. The Saints Vikings game was awesome, but it seemed like the Vikings offense lost that game for them. They fumbled an ungodly amount and still somehow managed to get the game into over time. I’m glad the saints won just in spite of Brett Favre team jumping like he is. I hope h retires after this year even though I highly doubt that will happen. The Saints were doing a great job at putting pressure on him and keeping him on his toes. He was looking his age by the end of that game.  My cousin told me a great brett rule of thumb after he threw his first pick. Favre never throws just one int in a game. and sure enough, with the game pretty much won for the Vikings Brett rolls out and throws just a horrendous pass and it gets picked. That play cost the Vikings the game even after all those fumbles and I’m glad it was Brett that threw the game away. But anyways I’m going to finish this whole homework thing.

Sorry about the picture. I just stoked about seeing good ole Randy and Ragweed on Friday. Its going to be an awesome time. Its been a year since I’ve seen any of them in concert but back in my high school days I swear I saw these guys like every other week. But this post is going to be a sports free post. I want to Jib Jab a little so bear with me here. I played never have I ever for the first time in a while Lauren the Lush and Chili Dog were just dominating me. it sucked We than got on the talk on guy/girl stuff and I figured what better time to bust out the Jon and Keller theories on girls:
1) girls will throw their best friend under the bus
2)5 second hooker dance
3) 3 second checkout theory
4) a guy and a girl who are a couple try to hook their best friend up with the other ones best friend
5) Girls dress up to outdress other girls when they go out

some are false for girls but overall, I’d say they’re all pretty true. Also, a quick hypothetical I’ve ran across lately. I want to hear everybodys feedback on this too. So anyways if you had to give up one thing for the rest of your life would it be blow jobs or cheese?  it’s a hard hypothetical so ill let your mind wander on that.

Alright this is so ridiculous I don’t even know what to say anymore. What exactly is sex rehab anyways?? At this rate I wouldn’t be surprised to see Pictures of Woods with his pressed between two strippers boobs. And after that we all now where the washed up celebs go…dare I say it….vh1! But anyways, Tiger, you screwed up and you’re taking the right steps to correct it. But come on man. There’s some stuff you need to take care of within your family. So Tiger, best of luck to you and I hope to see you back in the PGA because let’s get real…who watches golf without you. You’re bigger than the sport itself.

Sidenotes: I’m watching the Hangover for the 10000th time. Still funny as the first time I started. Our football team did three workouts in 24 hours. I know I’m not speaking for myself when I say thank god we have Wednesdays off. The supposed Chipocabra that was found in my hometown turned out to be a hairless raccoon. Weird. Also I’d like to give a shout out to my boys over at GoodTimesAtMines. They’re funny as hell

As we all may know the Cowboys played against the Vikings this past sunday and just got destroyed in every sense of the word 34-3. nothing looked good and again everybody in the big d is up in arms about what to do with this team. I could focus on Tony Romo laying a duck, their o-line grabbing a bag of popcorn and watching Romo get killed, or contemplate weather Roy Williams even left the team hotel. I’m going to focus my attention on more of a moral grey area. Was it wrong that the Vikings ran up the score? (and lets not listen to old man Brett here, when you win 34-3, you ran up the score.) Heres what  Keith had to say about it.

I thought it was classless. I thought it was B.S. Granted, we get paid to stop them, but we had zero timeouts left. I didn’t think there was any call for that.

Keith, stop crying about it. Like you said, you’re a paid athlete that is also a mature man. This isn’t pop warner where you can go wine to your mommy about it and have her take you out to McDonald’s for a Happy Meal to make it all better, you’re a man act like it. The Vikings prepared better for the game and than went out and executed their game plan almost flawlessly. They deserved to run up the score on a cowboy team that came out flat and unprepared. Nothing is wrong with embracing a win by scoring more times than Tiger Woods with hoochie mammas. So Keith Brooking if you’re still hurting bust your ass this offseason and get your teammates ready to play for a Superbowl next year so it doesn’t happen again.

Sidenote: Update on Mines Football morning running: It was pretty terrible I’m not going to lie. I was about dead at the end of the workout but I feel like I got something out of it. Freshman year here it was not the case, they were just trying to make people quit and it was horrible. Everybody out there download Knockout by Lil Wayne. Great song and has an awesome beat. Mavs looked awesome against the Celtics. I think this team is for real and they’re looking great.

Modern Warfare 2 stat of the day: Gallas went 41-6 and than 42-10 in back to back games last night. He was playing like a man possessed, I didn’t even know it was possible to waste more than 40 people.


I just got word the Lebron James will not be participating in the Slam Dunk contest this year. Whats up with that?? He committed to being in the Dunk contest last year and it bugs me that he didn’t follow-up on is word. I thought somebody as smart as Lebron James would do this for the publicity and the fans. Lets look at the greatest player to ever play the game. Michael Jordan had one of his most memorable moments in his career at the Slam Dunk Contest. Hell he even got his name brand logo from that dunk he did. Lebron has won the MVP and all but if he could pull off something spectacular, which he could, than this would just add to the “King” James hype thats going around the world. Also fans want to see this guy throw it down while jumping  over 6 cars and an apartment complex. Come on Lebron do it for your fans at least!!! everybody knows you got it. Instead this kid is worried about getting injured again and of course it all boils don to one thing, Money. Lebron, stop thinking about your contract thats about as fat as Rosie O’Donnell leaving a donut shop and think about your legacy and your fans.

 side note: Mines football has its first morning running in the morning. Lets get real here… I might die tomorrow morning. If this happens Jon, you can have my Xbox live account. Another thought: Tenley from the bachelor is fineeee


I want to apologize to all of our 2 loyal fans that are still out there for not updating this for over half a year. Me taking a mere 12 hours this semester and 6 of those two are classes that I’ve taken already I should find more time to update this dam thing. Now that I’ve had that rant I’ll get to some shit off my mind.
I’ve got NO CLASSES Friday this semester which scares me so much lol. It should be fun though. I went to Plato’s closet and got 57 bucks back. I’ll call it a win since I never wear shit that’s in style anymore. I don’t care how many people wear that affliction shit or Ed hardy crap…you’re still a faggot end of story. This weekend was pretty nuts. I got to meet the famed “Lauren the Lush”. This chick is pretty cool and is the only chick that I’ll ever say can drink me under the table. It was nuts this girl went toe to toe with me and everything I drank. By the end of the night we were taking shots of Scotch lol. Mines also had their famed recruiting party this weekend. For some reason I wasn’t really in the partying mood. Sometimes they just get old because it’s always the same people and the same shit happens. I like to mix it up a little. I just ended up sitting around a fire pit they had in the backyard most of the night and the ADD kid I am just running around the party having a conversation that lasted no longer than a minute with everybody. The cowboys blew nuts yesterday. I would put that game in with the cowboy’s eagle’s game of 08 as one of the worst meltdowns of a team I’ve ever witnessed. I don’t really know what the cowboys have to do to get better. They’re in that awkward stage where they’re good but not great. Tony Romo has to be more consistent and that’s that. Last night I visited the grizzly rose to dance a little and that was a very weird experience. On Sunday nights they allow 18 and younger kids in there until 10 or 11 I think. Never in my life have I felt so old. I was afraid to check any girl out in fear that I would get the cops called on me. I don’t have to get all those x’s on my hands anymore and that’s like Christmas in itself. At one point during my time there they were playing like this weird rap techno shit that nobody knew how to dance to. So of course I went to the fist pump which was brought back by the Jersey shore show. I proceeded to get about 20 high schoolers round me to fist pump and claim we’re fuckin champs. It was greatness. I just want to vent on my hatred over line dancing. It fuckin sucks. All memorization and absolutely no skill involved. You do the same thing over and over and over. It just gets so boring. I thought about making the night interesting last night and dancing with some cougars that were on the dance floor but I wisely decided against that. Oh fuck I almost forgot. I got a Randy Rogers AND Ragweed (yep that’s right both motha fucka) concert I’m going to Friday. The countdown is on. This has the potential to be the greatest concert of all time that I’ve ever been to. That’s a big prediction to make since I’ve been to more concerts than fuckin Prince. But anyways I’m calling it what it is and getting into the shower to start this day of hell that’s ahead of me. I’ll try updating this more at last daily.

Edit: I forgot there was a fucking chipocabra found in my hometown today…WHAT THE FUCK! Only in Bridgeport. But here’s the link. Probably the weirdest thing I’ve seen